i am not simon metz. i am not moe berg. however, i am probably tired as you read this.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Irregardless...Supposably

as the son of two teachers and the brother of another, i have an eternal respect for people who dedicate their lives to the education of others...

and as a person who is a grammar nerd, a stickler for proper usage and definition, who also happens to be a writer by trade, i have that same type of respect for the english language...

and as a homeowner who did hours of research in order to ascertain that he and his wife were buying a home zoned for what is considered by many to be finest public elementary school in the san fernando valley...

i was kind of bummed today when mrs b and i took the boys to their kindergarten orientation and the principal began his speech by happily exclaiming:

"parents, you know. this age, the age your children are at right now is just the

funnest

age there is."

"funnest"

at the risk of sounding like a snob, let me just say

"grrrrr."

and now to counter balance any curmudgeoness, please allow me to present the still unnicknamed bb in a piece he calls "yammering":




notice how the griping stops immediately when the food heads for the in-hole. like father like son.

6 comments:

Go Nicole Yourself said...

I go from zero to furious when people say "irregardless". It's REGARDLESS, you morons.

And Yub Nub is totally delicious. You make some cute kids, Berg.

Anonymous said...

nothing wrong with funnest you snob. Cute kid. Bruce Cutler has some big man hands.

Julie said...

hisself is real cute like!

julie from alabama and the south where 'ar kidz say stuff liek space shittle and the home from Britanny Spears and she is 'nuf to make all us real proud!

PS - where was his coca-cola in a baby bottle?

Anonymous said...

Supposedly!!!

Green said...

They went to the zoo.

Julie said...

Okay, I have to leave another comment. My above comment was tongue in cheek, I was kidding!!! However, some did not get the joke and I have had 2 people email me about coca-cola in a baby bottle and how this is not a good thing.
Yeah, I am aware and NO my children have never had anything but milk in a bottle.

Geesh
Julie