i am not simon metz. i am not moe berg. however, i am probably tired as you read this.

Friday, August 15, 2008

I Missed You, Too.

joy! amusement! glee!

here's your chance to have a little fun and see what the bergs have been up to over the past few weeks!

read the following events! go to the comments and put them in order! win a fabulous prize!

a) jb gets walking pneumonia
b) bb gets a fever and roseola
c) mrs b's grandmother dies
d) bb suffers a minor laceration of his thumb

e) i eat green tea and white chocolate chip ice cream like some fancy lad

f) mrs b takes the children east

g) we return to la

h) mrs b returns east

i) the boys and i pick up mrs b from lax

j) i fly east

k) my brother in law gets lost on the way home from the airport and takes us on a goose chase that lasts longer than my actual connecting flight

l) jb throws up a stomachful of grilled cheese, grapes and lemonade all over the floor of the minivan in the middle of bumper to bumper 405 traffic

m) mrs b goes back east

n) i am left alone with the children for 3 days
0) we enjoy a mets game


take your time, answer correctly and you may win the grand prize:

that would be the right to share your valium with me.