i am not simon metz. i am not moe berg. however, i am probably tired as you read this.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Welcome All Corpse Rapists!

my christmas present finally arrived!

The Metz is now the number one google result for "corpse rape".


and they said i'd never amount to anything.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Congratulations?h

Rob Barron said...

Yes, many Christmas wishes go unfulfilled. But for you sir, I say 'Congrats!'

Keith said...

I prefer my necrophilia to be consenting. I guess that's why your blog never turned up in my searches.