i am not simon metz. i am not moe berg. however, i am probably tired as you read this.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Not Every Post Is Pretty

the sick part is that somewhere in the back of this guy's head is the idea that this tattoo might somehow get him laid.


for me, the scary part isn't the tat - it's the curled-up and bacitracin-slicked tuft of pube-like fur just above the inkline that provides chilling evidence of just how caveman hairy this guy is.

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in other news, i was kind of disappointed today wasn't doomsday - only because now i'm going to have to deal with this ingrown toenail i've developed.

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