Miles Tone

i could thank the thighmaster, who sent his minions searching for a creeptacular picture of what remains of jerry lewis.

or i could thank brian wilson, whose fans flooded the metz in search of a heartwarming tale of parking lot song.

or i could thank the people of poland, who came roaring in not so long ago desperately searching for any information on the man for whom this blog is named.

simon "schlitzie" metz

or i could just thank the person who came skating in searching for "sebastian supergroup gossip".

you are among the people who - when added to my meager but fiercely loyal readership - finally, after nearly 8 months of doing this, pushed me over 10,000 hits.


granted, some of my favorite bloggers may get to 10K by suppertime every single day, but damn if it don't feel kind of good to finally hit five figures, especially in spite of my spotty posting record as of late.

i have tried to be honest. i have tried to be funny. i may have even been a little sentimental from time to time. and i'm going to try to keep it up.

so, in case you joined us late, or even if'n you're a Metz O.G. from back in the day who may have forgotten some of the old stuff, allow me to present my version of a clipshow.

these are some of my favorites, for varying reasons:

the boys
my heritage
creepy disney
still searching
attempt at political sex humor, funny only to economists
self-discovery
the massacre
where it all began