Into The Sack

because we here at the metz are all about keeping our fans happy and informed, let's take an overdue dip into the mailbag, shall we?

an anonyomous old friend i haven't seen in years writes:

"just exactly how are the 'friends i haven't seen in years' aging just like you are? details, please... we'd love to know.."

well, friend i hadn't seen in years until i went to new york last week, that's a good question.

i was referring to getting slightly larger in places or a tiny bit thinner up top. smile lines forming on the face. becoming caring parents. that kind of shit. aging like a 33 year old ages.

oh, and sagging balls. i couldn't believe how saggy all of their balls had gotten.